Allegedly a Whackjob

Allegedly, there is an alleged person allegedly named U-boat allegedly from Whacko Texas or thereabouts who has allegedly been harassing alleged beadmakers for at least an alleged year. Today, she allegedly decided to pick on me. She allegedly wants you to believe that I don't pay my taxes. Not true. In Pennsylvania, you don't have to have a state sales licence until you actually make a sale in the alleged State of Pennsylvania. As soon as I made a sale in the alleged State of Pennsylvania, I filed for and received my state sales license. Any income I have ever made in my alleged life has been reported to the alleged IRS and the alleged State of Pennsylvania. If you ever saw the checks I have to write every quarter, you would agree!!! Therefore, if you hear weird things about me from an alleged weirdo, you may choose to believe them, but they won't be true. Having said all this, it still doesn't detract from the quality of my beads or the care I put into making them. All it does is cause some bad karma in the air, and believe me, I believe in karma.

Oh, and get this. She allegedly purchased something from me today, and then asked to be refunded for buying the wrong item. The real reason was to allegedly get information from etsy and paypal about me and my account. Sorry, sister, I'm an open book. I'm one of the most honest people you'll ever meet.

Oh, and sweetie, thanks for the free advertising!!!!

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